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Tuesday, February 28, 2006

I smoked that possum


Hey yall i have got to tell you this story about last night it was so funny. we have some cats that are out side and i feed them on the back pourch, well there is always some kind of animal that comes and eats there food like a possum o a coon or a stray cat. well last night there was a possum out there and i went to walk out to my truck and the back porch light wasnt on so i couldnt see it and i almost bit my leg so i turned the porch light on and seen it walking around the back of the house so i grabed this snow shuvel that was on the porch and i started chasing it when i caught up too it, it turned and started hissing at me. so i smoked it in the head with this shuvel. it was so funny. well i knew it wasnt dead so i called my dad to brind my rifle out to me so i could shoot it. he brought his 45 out and was trying to shot it but his gun wouldnt load right and the possum got up and started to run away so i smoked it again right in the head as hard as i can it freakin started rolling around and stuff and i thout i busted its head open then my dad smoked it right in the head with his 45 it was awsome. half of its head was hanging off lol it was awsome i know all you girls will think this is gross but all you guys out there will no how awsome this was. well i forgot to ask the question of the day so here it. what is the scarest incounter you have ever had with an animal. well later yall.

8 Comments:

At 8:00 PM, Blogger Dustin said...

freakin awesome, wack that opossum
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw

 
At 5:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the heck Kevy Wevy.... That is so mean! I cant believe you! Umm my scary story was I was in Gatlinburg Tennessee, and I was eating cheesecake on the back porch and a big bear was standing right behind me oh my gosh it was the scariest thing! I ran away like no other! Love ya Kevy!

 
At 6:45 AM, Blogger Lisa said...

That is about the sickest story I have ever read. You're one sick kid Kevin, but I love ya!

 
At 8:58 AM, Blogger Miriam Solomon said...

oh....my....goodness. i had tears in my eyes after i read this. mostly because...we raised a possum at my house for 3 months. it was a baby..like 2 weeks old and the length of my pointer finger...and then it grew to 2.5 ft including its tail and we let him go. but he was so tame and cute: his name was willy. but can you imagine the brain aneurism that possum was having after you hit it? kevin...seriously. there are less harmful ways. this makes me sad.

 
At 10:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Opossums are harmless-why would you want to hurt one or kill it. That was very mean. God doesn't like us to hurt his animals. Think about it.

 
At 10:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you should ask God for forgiveness.

 
At 11:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kevin,
I wondered when you would get around to telling that story. I didn't know you did all that. Love ya!
Mom

 
At 4:44 PM, Blogger Andrea said...

baby that is pretty awesome.but i cant believe you hit it with a shovel.lol.wait yes i can because you are kevin of coarse.

the scary story for me has to be when i was with my cousin in my grandpas field and a bull started charging at us.so we climbed a tree.well i tried to atleast.lol

love ya babe.
Annie

 

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